I've been thinking a lot today about feelings. I think feelings are stupid. I really do. And apparently feeling that feelings are stupid makes me a weird girl. So then I started to think that being a girl kind of blows. We get periods. We get child birth. We get stretch marks. We have to make dinner. Then I thought penises are waaaay cooler than vaginas. They are all..."Hey...look at me. I'm hanging here. I can swing side to side. I can swing back and forth. I can do the helicopter. I don't ever get bloody or smell like a hamster cage." And I thought...MAN!!! Penis totally beats vagina. What can vagina do? Then it hit me...
Vagina swallows penis. WHOLE!!!
WE WIN SUCKAS!!!
I love being a girl.
PS...this is the kind of thing I think about while I fold laundry.
2 comments:
I would helicopter the shit outta my penis if I had one.
Me too. I bet its a great ab work out. Btw...where's mama?
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